The Friday Feel Good: Blitzed on the Beach Edition

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Every Friday, we here at the SoBros Network like to give you a proper sendoff into your weekend. Something to make you laugh, something to make you happy, something to give you a raging boner, whatever you want to call it. But, anyway, we figured why not give this special column a name? So, here we are, folks – it’s the Friday Feel Good. This week, we’re taking a look at a dude who is completely blitzed on the beach.

CMA Fest and Bonnaroo have both come and gone and that can only mean one thing. The Summer is officially underway. That, and Nashville is still standing. You never really know. But, it’s been back to the routine this week, and honestly, that’s made it feel like it’s taken forever to get here. Here at the site, we’re shifting our focus to next weekend’s birthday party for your’s truly and the subsequent frisbee golf open before the party. But, there’s always plenty of time to stop and admire a piss drunk stumbling around the beach.

“Stop and smell the roses,” they say.

As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.

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Hey, buddy! You gotta learn how to use them legs before you just take ’em out on the beach all willy nilly.

It’s like watching a baby deer stand for the first time. This is all so new to him. I admire the man’s courage to at least attempt to march on in the face of adversity. In this case, that adversity is sense of direction and gravity. But, it’s all good. I have a feeling our boy here is not going to feel a thing here in a matter of a few minutes.

Seriously though, this guy has a concussion. This is CTE if I’ve ever seen. Alcohol-induced head trauma. But, don’t get me wrong. This is going to be me at the community pool next Saturday night.

Happy Friday, guys – whatever you do, stay safe out there. Celebrate life. Wave at the haters. All that stuff.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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