No idea why Nashville has essentially become the bachelorette party capitol of America, but it has. You can go out on any given weekend and encounter a plethora of women in pink sashes with glasses and other assorted items shaped like dicks. Now, it appears we can count on male burlesque shows becoming a part of the festivities.
Courtesy of the Nashville Business Journal:
Amid Nashville’s tourism surge, two new businesses are ready to add a new element to the slew of offerings bringing visitors to the heart of Music City: male burlesque shows, in which scantily clad, muscular men will show off their dance moves and thrill the bachelorettes who’ve helped push the city’s tourism business to record heights.
Next month, two separate groups plan to launch male burlesque shows in the heart of downtown Nashville: Nashville BroLesque and Music City Male Revue.
The founders of both groups point to the city’s surge of bachelorette business — something they saw firsthand from their respective work with some of the city’s pedal tavern providers — as a key factor in their decision to bring locally based male burlesque programming to the city’s tourism district.
Well, it was only a matter of time before the bachelorette parties evolved into something larger than pedal taverns, cowboy boots, and Fireball shots. Now, we’re catering tourism to them. Things have evolved to the point where we’re having male burlesque shows.
Don’t get me wrong – I’m not hating on this at all.
In fact, I’m quite excited about the implications here. You see, I am a businessman first and foremost. I’m always thinking about ways we can take SoBros Network to the next level. Maybe one day, we have a bar and grill…we have our own production studio…etc. etc. So, I’m looking at this and thinking, “well – hot damn, maybe we can be on the cutting edge of this movement.”
We should start putting on our own male burlesque shows. It’s a potentially lucrative business venture.
Think about it – we have a group of guys who cater to every desire. That is to more explicitly state that we are all sexy in our own ways. Take me, for instance. For the entirety of my adult life, I have appealed to middle-aged women and gay men. I haven’t been able to quite put my finger on it…maybe it’s my chest hair that makes me look like I can fix shit around the house (I’m actually relatively useless in that regard). Or, it could be that my hearty belly exhibits stability. “Look at that gut – he must eat well. He could probably provide some consistent meals.” I don’t know.
But, for all the middle-aged heterosexual bachelorette parties, and for all of the middle-aged gay bachelor parties, I am your guy. Just be sure to wear your poncho to the show. Of course, there are other members of the staff who could cater to younger bachelorette parties, and I can definitely help set up the show. We all have our roles to play in the SoBros burlesque show.
Just don’t expect us to hold back. You come to see the SoBros Network Burlesque Extravaganza, and you are going to see some dicks.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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