Here’s the Big Mistake the Guy Whose Parents Sued Him Out of the House Made

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Is this the most clickbaity headline ever written on this site? I don’t know, but it makes me crack up. This whole story is bananas ass bonkers, anyway. What will we see next? “Parents sue son” is definitely one of the most unlikely headlines you’ll read, even in 2018. Anyway, here we are, and we have a job to do. This sort of story has “SoBros commentary” written all over it.

Courtesy of The BBC:

The parents of a 30-year-old man have resorted to drastic measures in an effort to get their son to fly the coop: they are suing him.

Court documents say Michael Rotondo does not pay rent or help with chores, and has ignored his parents’ offers of money to get him settled.

Despite doling out five eviction letters, Christina and Mark Rotondo say their son still refuses to move out.

Ouch – you have to feel like a scumbag if your own parents are suing you to get you out of the fucking house. But, I can’t honestly say that I blame them. This is kind of bullshit – 30 years old and you’re still living at home, not doing shit to help out, and not even trying to get a job? Honestly, this is a case where the parents have every right to yell “D’Von, get the tables” and send your ass flying through a table like Mae Young.

But, regardless, since we’re known for breaking down the X’s and O’s on this site, let’s break down the X’s and O’s.

This dude made one GIGANTIC mistake here – he let his parents know that he was still around. I think, if you play this the right way, you just fly under the radar. Then, no one even notices you’re there. Boom – you might be able to sneak an entire lifetime out of them. Then, they die, you collect their insurance money, and you’re a shitty ass human being, but a made man.

You have to play this like Milton from Office Space. Just go years working, or in this loser’s case, doing nothing for 30 years. As long as no one knows you’re there, you can get away with it. I kind of feel bad – I don’t think I’ve ever boom roasted anyone on this website as hard as this guy…buuuut….

Again, let’s just make this the central thesis of the article here today – this 30 year old, grown ass man is a fucking low life.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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