You Can’t Screw Anything up Worse Than This Dude Who Ended up in a Nasty River

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I don’t really know why, if you’re this dude, you’re eagerly running down these stairs taking your shirt off to begin with. But, alas – here we are. I guess I should be thankful for shit like this, or else what would we write about, amirite?! Nonetheless, let’s get to the breakdown of this dude falling into some nasty river.

As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this down.

Only a true best friend would stand there laughing like that. #iFunny

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How can you possibly screw up that bad? I mean, this fuck-up sort of defies the laws of physics and nature. This is about as catastrophic as it gets.

But, what outcome were we expecting? Surely, this guy was going to get into that body of water with his jeans on…so it’s not like he got wet when he wasn’t supposed to. Unless, of course, he was going to get fully nude and jump into the water. If that’s the case, then we have a whole different can of worms to dissect. The shock value of this video wasn’t in the dude getting wet.

The shock value here is this guy jiggling down approximately 50 flights of stairs. How can you not get your bearings after a quick slide? I mean, this guy seems to just lose all control of his body. Is it hilarious? Yes. And, you can’t blame his friend for absolutely losing it. If this happened to one of the other SoBros, there’s a million percent chance I’m the one laughing.

I’m just happy we got to see this. Thank God for all those people out there with their smartphones poppin’ vids like this when we need them most.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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