Wild cats are literal beasts of nature. You never really know what you’re going to get, but usually it comes down to them wanting to tear your flesh from your bones with their teeth. Take it from a guy who has raised a litter of savage barn cats, they aren’t animals you want to mess with. But, should you stroll upon a scene like you’re about to witness, I think you’d have to reassess that fear for the sake of love:
Tomorrow on First Take pic.twitter.com/TRg9xjiDXB
— Adam Lefkoe (@AdamLefkoe) May 22, 2018
WOW – you can cut the sexual tension with a knife here. Can you imagine walking up on that? What’s your play? Do you turn and run, risking falling prey to both wild cats in a united front? But, how could you when true love is at stake? I mean, maybe you should intervene and try to coach these cats through this little spat. It’s very obvious that both cats are very passionate and prideful. They don’t want to fight, but it’s all they know. Maybe you could be that positive calming force that leads these two cats to love.
And, if that’s not the case…if all hope is lost for these two, then they need to just fight to the death and get it over with. That one cat pulled its punch, and the other one didn’t take a swing at all, so that’s why I think they’re close to mating than fighting. But, if this is all their lives are going to be like together, then they need to fight it out and move on with their lives.
Gotta imagine there’s a lot more wild cats out there who will appreciate them for who they are.
Also, shout out to Adam Lefkoe for this A++ jab at First Take. That show sucks.
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