Well Slap My Ass, They’re Making La Croix Swimsuits Just in Time for Lake Season!

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If you don’t know by now, the EIC of this fine website (that’s me) is a YUGE La Croix guy. There’s simply nothing as refreshing as the bubbly, light goodness that is an ice cold La Croix. Stone Cold Steve Austin had his Steve-weisers, and I have my Stone-weisers. Spoiler alert: they’re La Croixs. So, you can imagine how delighted I was when friend of the site Sam sent me the memo that La Croix swimsuits are now officially a thing.

Courtesy of Eater:

Beach season approacheth, and while this Guy Fieri bathing suit is still the epitome of high fashion for surf and sand, no one wants to get caught donning last year’s trends. It’s time to update that coastal wardrobe with a line of swimwear inspired by every young adult’s favorite beverage. It’s not booze, it’s LaCroix.

Yes, it is now possible to rep that ubiquitous bubbly drink while showing off one’s tanned bod. Designer Eric Wu has created LaCroix-inspired trunks and one-pieces, and he’s selling them via his Public Space online shop. LaCroix-loving musicians Big Dipper and Rakeem must be thrilled to learn of these suits, which will make anyone look like a human-sized, walking, talking can of seltzer.

I’ve never spent $40 so quickly in my life.

It almost sparked a fire with nothing but my hand reaching for my wallet and the air with which it made friction. I moved like The Flash for a minute. But, how rad is this? And, it’s just in time for Lake Season no less!

We have an entire line of Lake Season tank tops and t-shirts dropping within the next month or so. I honest to God can’t think of a better pairing than these La Croix trunks. Or, you never know, you might be like me and sometimes the mood strikes you just right and you want to parade around in women’s clothing. I think it’s a perfectly normal habit of most grown ass men, and if you’re that guy, then you can get a nice one piece, too.

Or the other, less logical option – you’re just a woman who wants a La Croix bathing suit.

One of those two things, but regardless of what you want, these people have you covered. It’s a beautiful day for La Croix fans and an exciting reminder that it’s almost Lake Season.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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