Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question, from Brandon on Facebook:
I’ve heard you’re petrified of sharks. A lot of people are. But what makes you terrified of the fake one on the JAWS DVD cover?
Answer:
Brandon is referencing a time when he came up to me in Tower Records (yes, Tower Records) and surprised me with the Jaws DVD cover. I can’t explain it – it’s a deeply rooted psychological issue that I believe is tied to the feeling of helplessness associated with being in the ocean.
I mean, think about it – you’re floating in the ocean and along comes some sort of sea beast. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it. You’re just dead. So, every time I see a shark, whale, octopus, walrus..anything, I freeze up.
Question:
Is Thanos a thicc boy or a super thicc boy?
— SoBroMose (@CoupleOfJobbers) May 4, 2018
Answer:
I think the appropriate term here is actually “Infinity thicc.”
Question:
Cage match between all sports reporters and anchors in Nashville! Who wins?
— Brent Remadna (@RemadnaWKRN) May 4, 2018
Answer:
This would make for one epic cage match – that’s for sure, Brent. But, ultimately, I think it comes down to Big Joe Dubin and Jon Burton. Cory Curtis is probably going to put up a valiant effort, and there’s no doubt that Big Joe is going to land some haymakers. But, ultimately, I’m going with Burton because he has experience in the pro wrestling world and probably knows how to win a cage match better than anyone.
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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