SHOCKER: People Are Mad Online About the Titans O-line Crushing the Cold Beer at the Preds Game

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In case you missed it, Marcus Mariota and the Tennessee Titans offensive line, captained by the King of New Nashville, Taylor Lewan, showed up at the Preds game for the second year in a row. In year 1, they simply crushed the cold beer on camera. But, this year, Lewan took it a step further by chugging Bud Light off of and out of an actual catfish. Then, flipping off the Winnipeg Jets.

Yeah, he’s probably sick as shit today, like that kid that was eating raw catfish in Pittsburgh last year, but whatever. It’s an excellent moment in Nashville sports history. I love the look on Mariota’s face, too – like, “what have I gotten myself into? Is someone going to die tonight?” Plus, Quinton Spain is always shirtless. At least they got TDK (Touchdown Dennis Kelly) a Preds jersey this year. All around, just a quality video that I think exemplifies the spirit of New Nashville to a T.

But, as you can imagine, you can’t please everyone. There are plenty of people who are #MadOnline about this. So, let’s hit the highlights.

“Nothing against partying hard” sounds just like something someone who has everything against partying hard would say. And, come on – the “kids look up to you” argument is so tired and worn out. Do you know how many kids looked up to O.J. Simpson? It’s just lazy, and it goes back to my theory that kids just shouldn’t be looking up to celebrities. You don’t know them and the idea that your kids look up to someone they -and- you don’t even know is irresponsible in and of itself. I’m making it a personal vow of my own to shit on whoever my kids idolize one day if I ever have kids who look up to celebrities.

But, to think that your kid is going to grow up to become an alcoholic because they saw this? That is just hilariously ignorant. The faux outrage is hysterical.

No, Zac we call it a drinking town with a hockey problem.

Wait, who is “they?” The Titans offensive line? The Preds? Some random wild card? The Titans went on the road and won a playoff game….the Preds won the President’s Trophy? I’m completely confused by just who the fuck sucks in this whole thing.

There you go, folks. According to Dan Gosnell, which is one of the greatest old man names I’ve ever heard, chugging one beer on television qualifies as alcohol abuse.

PUKE SANDWICH! This is an absolutely below-average chirp. “mooks” was onto something with the line about low class. But, then you hashtag puke sandwich. Come on, man – first graders are dropping better, more mature insults than that.

Mr. Nanotube, these are indeed pro athletes, and they’re probably making a million times more each year than you are….which, according to Lewan’s contract, means you’re making about $9 a year. Enjoy.

Good one, Ronald. That is so clever because it makes so much sense.

Be sure to hashtag it so that it trends worldwide, Janet.

Don’t you love it when people who have no idea what they’re talking about chime in all holier than thou? Pretty sure the Titans are gaining fans right now, for multiple reasons, but “stay redneck” I guess.

You know what, guys? Shit – my bad. I forgot that going to hockey games was like going to church.

All of this outrage is hilarious. I get a huge kick out of reading these people complain. But, no one said it better than my man Blake here:

Blake…..Nashville…they hate us ’cause they ain’t us.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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