This Bayley Fan Has to Change His Identity and Move to a Different Planet

 In Humor, WWE

I’m a little late to the party on this one. Was recording a sick ass Marvel podcast with “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick on Monday night profiling the release of Avengers: Infinity War this week. Last night, I was handling a family emergency. So, forgive me for just getting around to writing about the incredibly heinous Bayley fan hug guy (How’s that for a sentence? ‘Bayley fan hug guy’ – #Journalism). But, alas – here we are, and it’s time for some serious WWE analysis.

Oh God.

R.I.P. to this guy’s dignity. He absolutely has to get a new name, shave his head, and move somewhere far from civilization. I feel so bad for everyone involved in this exchange.

Like, that fan just laid it all on the line on national television and made a complete ass of himself. Wrestling Twitter, which can be cruel enough when no one is embarrassing themselves, is having a field day with this guy. He’s getting BOOM ROASTED at every turn.

Maybe he deserves it – I don’t know. I don’t know the guy. Some people are saying this is a total creep move, and maybe they’re right. That’s sure as hell the side I’m leaning on. But, I always want to be sure and give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he’s just socially awkward? I don’t know – I’ve known some pretty weird wrestling fans in my day (myself included) that don’t know how to properly interact with people.

But, dude – everyone should know that you don’t go in for a hug or anything without the express consent of the parties involved. Otherwise, you’re going to keep getting BOOM ROASTED in front of everyone.

I also feel bad for Bayley, and women’s wrestlers as a whole. You know they have to put up with shit like this, and dirt bags sending dick pics on Twitter, on a regular basis.

Regardless, if I’m this guy, I’m never showing my face at another wrestling show that has cameras ever again. Nope – strictly the Bert Prentice Gladeville Community Center circuit for me.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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