Skate parks may as well be a foreign planet to me. I never got into skateboarding. In fact, the only time I ever dabbled was sitting down on a skateboard and riding it down a hill. I know you’re not supposed to do this as a journalist, but I’ve always been transparent with you guys – what I’m trying to say is that I am in no way, shape, or form qualified to talk about skateboarding. That said, I’d be willing to bet that what you’re about to see below is not the intended purpose of a skate park.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this down.
“Sick olly, bro” – that’s my best attempt at skateboard humor.
Anyway, can you just do that? Did this guy get lost looking for the highway? Or, was he like, “hold my beer,” and just drove his motorcycle into that half-tube? Regardless, you have to admire this person’s level of not giving a shit. He probably ended up in that half-tube and thought, “I can either embarrassingly admit my mistake and get out of here, or I can act like I meant to do this.” This, of course, is the logical thing to think when you end up in a skate park on a motorcycle. He’s thinking, “when they see me ramp this motorcycle into the sky, they’ll forget all about me falling into this thing in the first place!” It’s quite the strategy, but unfortunately for this guy, motorcycle physics do not work the same as skateboard physics.
By the way, I think those things are called half-tubes. Right? That’s a half-tube if I’ve ever seen one.
To be fair, since I’m no expert, this might not be a skate park. This could just be an emptied public pool. But, if that’s the case is driving your motorcycle around in a drained pool better than driving your motorcycle around in a skate park?
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