John Morrison – err…Johnny Nitro…Johnny Mundo…John Hennigan…Johnny Impact…BOONE the Bounty Hunter…whatever you wanna call him – has always been one of those guys that the WWE just let get away. He was one of the most promising talents of the mid 2000s, and the ‘E just didn’t know what to do with him. Even with that being said, the dude still had a remarkable run. Intercontinental Champion, Tag Team Champion, ECW Champion, had some killer match-ups.
He and MVP are the two that immediately come to mind when I think about dudes WWE dropped the ball on. I don’t mean to sound like I’m gushing about the dude – I’m just saying…I’ve always rooted for him, and I think I can speak for the rest of the SoBros team when I say, we were always a fan of the guy. Plus, a lot of our readers are casual fans who don’t keep up with wrestlers the way the EIC here does. Maybe people need the refresher.
Anyway, he’s gone on to do his thing in Mexico, TNA, the indies…gotten into acting. Seems to really be doing well for himself. So, I’m happy to see it, right? Scrolling through the feed to see what the guy’s been up to lately, and BAM – I’m hit with this shot out of left field:
Tired from #Wrestlemania weekend?? Stay in and watch a good movie …. Boone the Bounty Hunter is now on @netflix @IMPACTWRESTLING @LuchaElRey pic.twitter.com/Zp5lryGQTd
— John Morrison (@TheRealMorrison) April 10, 2018
That looks like a damn monster from Stranger Things. Like, that thing’s about to bust out of my monitor and eat me. If I’m not careful, I’m going to have slugs growing in my intestines from that thing. I’m having flashbacks to poor Will just thinking at it.
What? Don’t see the resemblance? I got you, fam.
Now you see it?
That’s terrifying – that’s an entirely new level of ripped. Is there a more chiseled man in pro wrestling who can still move like a gazelle? I don’t know – interesting debate to be had there.
Regardless, that’s the level of shredded we can all aspire to be: let me get that Stranger Things monster back going. When people turn to check out my ass as I walk by, I want them to feel like they’ve just teleported into the Upside Down. We gotta make that happen – there’s a brilliant marketing campaign in there somewhere. Crossfit gyms, hit me up.
By the way, have you even BOONEd yet?
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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