You never really quite know what you’re going to come across in a gas station, do you? It’s one of the sneaky fun parts of a good road trip. You’re tired, and probably bored of looking at trees, so you always get out and peruse whichever market you’re stopping for gas at. Well, one spot in Alabama has apparently been possessed by the devil and committed blatant and outright blasphemy of the highest order. They’ve made and are attempting to sell an Alabama Auburn shirt. That’s right….an Alabama logo….with the word ‘Auburn’ across the bottom..in crimson… Don’t believe me? See for yourself:
What in the unholy gas station tshirt hell is this?!@MattScalici gives this shirt 4 and a half stars. pic.twitter.com/RyNSsWJeu3
— AU Beards (@AU_Beards) April 11, 2018
As if those fucking ‘house divided’ license plates weren’t bad enough. What’s next? Are people going to suggest that Alabama fans should actually talk to Auburn fans? This is an outrage. Whoever made this atrocity is undoubtedly going to hell – no questions asked.
Also, I want to know who’s buying this shirt! How many of these have they sold? Who would honestly wear that in Alabama??? What Auburn fan would like at that and say, “Damn! Need to add that to the wardrobe!”
This is like asking cats to support dogs. Actually, it’s a step further – it’s suggesting cats and dogs should be one in the same. Making this shirt is like if someone actually combined a cat and a dog and produced a children’s cartoon out of it. That would just be disgusting – an abomination.
I am so angry. I hope you can hear me smashing these keys from Nashville right now. This a black eye to the pure hatred of the Iron Bowl rivalry.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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