Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
What is the greatest gif in the history of the Internet?
— Poppa Bear (@SoBroPoppaBear) April 12, 2018
Answer:
Shit, Poppa Bear – no pressure or anything. Honestly, the first one that comes to mind is the sloth wearing sun glasses with money raining down. You found that one pretty recently, but I think that’s going to be hard to top.
Question:
Follow up question: do you pronounce it gif or jif?
— Poppa Bear (@SoBroPoppaBear) April 12, 2018
Answer:
I pronounce both just to be safe. For instance, “guys – check out this new gif jif!”
Question:
Why do people take doors off their jeeps?
— SoBroMose (@CoupleOfJobbers) April 12, 2018
Answer:
I’ve never understood that. I guess it makes you feel closer to nature? I don’t know. It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me, Mose. I would definitely lose a flip-flop.
Question:
Will Nashville riot like Pittsburgh after winning the cup?
— Cad P. (@SoBroCadbury) April 12, 2018
Answer:
I’m assuming Cad means Philadelphia – but, it’s hard to say. Nashville’s never won a pro sports championship. I don’t remember us rioting for really anything though. But, that doesn’t mean people won’t die celebrating. If the Preds win the Stanley Cup, you may find me napping at the bottom of the Cumberland for all of eternity.
Question:
Follow up to the follow up: do you pronounce it data or data?
— Poppa Bear (@SoBroPoppaBear) April 12, 2018
Answer:
Isn’t it weird that that’s the same word, but everyone reading this just read in two different pronunciations? I say DAY-ta. Because ‘dada’ is a noise a baby makes.
Question:
Would you prefer to flip a car or pedal tavern once Nashville obtains a Stanley cup? #SoBrosMailbag
— Phil Grand (@PhillthyG) April 12, 2018
Answer:
Pedal tavern by a million, Phil. I hate pedal taverns – they’re the sworn enemies of native Nashvillians, and every chance we get to destroy one of their kind, we should take it.
Question:
How much would you pay to see a sequel to McGruber?
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) April 12, 2018
Answer:
Hopefully I’ll only have to pay $12 for admission. But, I would gladly pay a cool $20 to see the sequel to one of the top 10 funniest movies of all time. @ me.
Question:
Let’s say I’m emailing about ‘Black Panther’ within WhatsApp do I get a ‘Black Panther’ ad?
— SoBroMose (@CoupleOfJobbers) April 12, 2018
Answer:
That’s a question for the folks at Hotmail, I’m afraid.
Question:
What kind of overlord will Filip Forsberg be? Since he is clearly a sorcerer and will be taking over the human race soon.
— p – Herbie Brooks (@SoBroHerbie_B) April 13, 2018
Answer:
Excellent question, Herbie. Prince Filip is indeed a mystical sorcerer. But, he seems like a genuinely nice soul, so I don’t think we have anything to worry about.
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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