Is it just me, or is Mike Vrabel just a massive hoss of a human? Based on the picture of all the NFL coaches that was released yesterday, I think it is safe to say he could easily kick all their asses. Sure you might have a few put up a decent fight. Sean McVay has youth on his side. Mike Tomlin looks like he wants to kick someone’s ass all the time anyway. Bill Belichick looks angry and sinister. However, I have no doubt that Vrabel could kick all these guys asses.
He would take Sean McVay and break his neck like a chicken. Then he would just roar at Mike Tomlin and make him run. Belichick would probably die of a heart attack after Vrabel took off after him. Sure, The Detroit Lions’ Pillsbury Dough Boy, Matt Patricia, is large as well, but one kick to the stomach and he’s gone. Fact is, Vrabel looks like The Mountain from Game of Thrones compared to these fools. He’s huge and I feel pretty confident he could still play a few downs if we wanted him to. I really don’t know of a coach who would even give him a run for his money.
Speaking of ass, has anyone seen the badonkie on Vrabel?
Good lord, I think Baby Got Back was written about him. His ass is massive, and in my experience you do not mess with a guy who has a massive ass. You just don’t do it, they may not look super strong in the arms, but their ass generates super human strength. Vrabel has quite possibly the largest ass I’ve ever seen on a non-obese male. I can’t believe it’s not photoshopped. What does he squat? Three, maybe four tons? That damn thing reaches out into the future from the looks of it. I’ve heard they are considering building a new Titans Stadium on it. Hopefully his ass has all the game plans from 2018 so he can adjust.
As Smokey says, “Facts is facts yall,” and the fact his Vrabel is the most massive coach in the NFL right now. He’s a hoss, and could probably fill in at linebacker if it was legal. No one stands a chance against this guy. Hopefully there is a relationship between intimidating head coaches and wins because the Titans need to go deep into the playoffs this season. I’m super excited about this coach and I know he won’t miss any games due to getting jumped on Broadway. Let’s Titan Up Yall!
Smokey covers the Tennessee Volunteers for the SoBros Network. He loves a good backpacking trip, but hates taking a shit in the woods. Follow on Twitter: @SoBroSmokey
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