Matt Patricia and Mike Vrabel Stole the Show in the NFL Coaches Photo

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For some reason, every year at the league meetings, all the head coaches get together for the NFL coaches photo. I’m not sure why it’s necessary, but it’s awesome. And, every year, it gives us something great to write about in March. This year is no different.

Right off the bat, the first one I notice is Matt Patricia.

 

You could have given me a million guesses as to what Patricia would look like in the NFL coaches photo and I would have never gotten it right. This is just phenomenal. He has mastered the art of looking professional, but still ready for a round of golf on a moment’s notice. I’m not sure what to make of the vibe, though. On one hand, I’m expecting him to look at me and say, “it’s not a purse. It’s a satchel. Besides, Indiana Jones has one.” On the other, Patricia looks like he could be wielding a baseball bat, ready to break my kneecaps because I still owe him that $100,000 for letting me in on his underground gambling rings. I just don’t know.

And, that’s really the beauty and genius of what Patricia has done here. He’s showing his versatility as a sharp-dressed man – ready for any occasion.

However, it’s Mike Vrabel that’s really stealing the show here.

How ’bout the ass on Mike Vrabel? Holy shit – who would’ve seen that coming? That’s how you know Vrabel is the man for the job here in Nashville. He obviously never skips leg day. That’s real commitment and dedication, and coach has the ass of a Kardashian for it. No wonder he stays so fit. Has to lug around that donk all day.

Now, let’s check in on our NFL Head Coach Handsome Rankings to see how they stack up with this photo.

Quick NFL Coaches Photo Power Rankings

5. Kyle Shanahan – He’s rocking a classic, sleek style that’s a definite cut above the rest of the field. But, he needs to look a little more confident.

4. Sean McDermott – Credit where credit’s due. Real recognize real. It’s time to throw some GQ points McDermott’s way. That shirt is a STONE COLD KILLER. This man was the 32nd most handsome coach in the NFL when our initial rankings came out. But, he moves up in a big way after this photo. The shirt, jacket, and khaki combo is the best of the group. Classic, casual style at its finest. But, it’s the underrated shoe/sock combo that ties it all together. Bravo, sir.

3. Doug Marrone – This photo is a huge win for Doug Marrone. Usually, Marrone’s looking pretty frumpy on the sidelines. He’s a little mopey, but in this photo, man – it’s his coming out party. Marrone has announced to the world that he is ready for the #HANDSOME game. Nice jacket, fresh haircut, million dollar smile. You go Doug Marrone.

2. Doug Pederson – How ’bout the champion ball coach, the silver fox, lookin’ like he’s about to suit up and hit somebody?

1. Sean McVay – Yep. The King of Handsome delivers on the biggest stage. Clean cut, vibrant colors, watch game on point. McVay’s a winner.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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