Checking Out His Assistants’ Wives Is Peak Lane Kiffin

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Lane Kiffin is quickly approaching legendary status in the college football landscape. I can’t remember a single person going from “universally hated” slime ball to “LOL can’t wait to see what this wild card does next” slime ball. He’s just a complete and total loose cannon. You never really know what the man once known as Joey Freshwater is capable of.

Courtesy of The Score:

Florida Atlantic coach Lane Kiffin channeled Penn State‘s James Franklin while discussing his decision to hire offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr. in an interview with CBS Sports.

“He’s got a beautiful wife,” Kiffin told Dennis Dodd. “How’d Charlie get her? I look at assistant coaches’ wives. It tells me if they are good recruiters or not.”

Listen – I’m certainly not going to judge anyone, but if you leave Joey Saltwater around your wife alone, the results are on you. She’s not going to be able to resist his eerie charm and enigmatic charisma. Plus, he’s known as a bad boy – chicks dig the bad boys.

I wouldn’t be surprised if one day we find out Kiffin had a go with almost all of his assistants’ wives. “If a man can keep this woman satisfied, just think of what he could do for our football program.”

It’s really the only way to measure a man’s moxie, right?

James Franklin ended up apologizing for saying something like this back when he was criticized for it. But, I wouldn’t bet on any sort of apology from Kiffin. Nope.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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