Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Why is WSMV so terrible? #SoBrosMailbag https://t.co/mGUyeRrxBH
— Poppa Bear (@SoBroPoppaBear) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: WSMV is terrible because they drove Nashville’s favorite weatherman, Paul Heggen, out of town. They fired Snowbird, and they completely disrespected Demetria Kalodimos. That’s just the high-level overview. Their management seems to really not care about the viewers, though I will say most of the broadcasters themselves are phenomenal people who do not deserve to work for assholes.
Question:
Florida State recruiting mailbag: Can Seminoles land nation’s top running back? https://t.co/oRji62w7GW #FSU pic.twitter.com/3xgK6VFRDx
— Florida St. DieHards (@NolesDieHards) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: I will say…it’s going to be awfully hard for Florida State to land Todd Gurley.
Question:
Is NJPW too conservative with their global expansion? Are the glory days of the UFC over? How do we feel about putting our content behind a paywall? Do Wai’s parents understand what he does for a living? This month’s patrons-only mailbag here: https://t.co/o69PttSOkT pic.twitter.com/SZ7dQtU2XP
— POST Wrestling (@POSTwrestling) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: Slow the fuck down guys. I can’t keep up with all these questions.
Question:
Did you miss the last #contentmarketing Q&A for #financialplanners? Catch up here: https://t.co/a7Mlr5Oa21
And then send me your own questions that you want answers to in the next mailbag roundup post!
— Kali Hawlk (@KaliHawlk) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: I did not, Kali.
Question:
ICYMI, a #Hokies mailbag: Whose accomplishments at Virginia Tech are more impressive so far: Fuente or Buzz? https://t.co/gjAqqhHmto pic.twitter.com/pIqCJPH5EG
— Andy Bitter (@AndyBitterVT) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: Whew, that’s a tough one, Andy. But, Justin Fuente appears to have Virginia Tech in the hunt for the playoffs. Assuming he sticks around, he could get an ACC Championship sooner rather than later.
Question:
What New Games Should Nintendo Reveal At E3 – Zelda Mailbag: https://t.co/KgJQHbBGq4 via @YouTube
— GameOverJesse (@GameOverJesse) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: The only games that Nintendo should ever reveal at any party are Mario Kart, Donkey Kong, and Goldeneye. Then, you have a real party.
Question:
Jets mailbag: Is now the time to extend Leonard Williams? #NYJets https://t.co/0Dje7FWoPN pic.twitter.com/y84ZepM8sm
— Jets Report (@JetsFGSN) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: Wow, this seems a little unrelated to our typical content, but hell – let’s entertain the idea. Leonard Williams was a guy I wanted the Titans draft instead of Marcus Mariota. Glad to be proven wrong on that one, but Williams is still an explosive defensive player. I think if I’m the Jets, I’m certainly thinking about it.
Question:
Putting together the weekly college hoops mailbag today. Any questions as we head into conference tournaments send them over
— BarstoolReags (@BarstoolReags) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: You can’t ask the mailbag if there are any mailbag questions. That’s not how this works.
Question:
Patriots Mailbag: Is Richard Sherman Or Aqib Talib A Better Fit? https://t.co/CWLOdDPO45
— Doug Kyed (@DougKyed) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: Doug, what kind of question is this? That’s like choosing between Coke Zero and Diet Rite Zero. You just can’t go wrong. Either way, you are going to get a high quality item. I think the real question here is which man would look better in a Patriots uniform. That’s Sherman all the way.
Question:
@SoBrosNetwork about to get my haircut. What kind of cut should I get? #SoBrosMailbag
— Poppa Bear (@SoBroPoppaBear) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: Go to the barber. Ask them to put a bowl on top of your head, and trim around the ridges. You will be swimming in pussy – or dick – whatever you’re into. It’s 2018. Everyone is aroused by a good bowl cut.
Question:
Is there — should there be — any rush to hire a new @hornets general manager? That tops this week’s mailbag: https://t.co/qV6NQ4DRT7
— Rick Bonnell (@rick_bonnell) March 2, 2018
Big Natural’s Response: Only if it’s Muggsy Bogues.
Well, folks. That’s all the questions we have time for today. Thank you all for participating and we’ll catch you next week.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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