Here at SoBros Network, we cover quite a few wars. One of the wars we seem to be hung up on is the war between humans and the animals trying to take back the Earth from us. We’ve written about pigzilla, giant rats, enormous snakes, etc. etc. etc.It’s the war the media doesn’t want you to know about. But, you can always count on us to be real journalists and report the facts. It’s the war no one is talking about, but if we’re not careful, it’s one we could lose.
Ladies and gentlemen, today we salute a man who took the fight back to the animal kingdom.
A farmer identified as Sonelal hailing from UP’s Hardoi, to seek revenge, bit off a snake’s head and chomped it because the momentary lapse of reason clearly facilitated the vendetta.
The snake when bit him, his infantile retribution was awakened and he too did the same.
Forget that ‘momentary lapse of reason’ nonsense. This is an important stand for humans. It’s like our version of The Alamo. We’re all on our heels after seeing Pigzilla last week, but this guy is taking a stand! He’s biting back and that makes perfect sense. It’s a perfectly reasonable thing to do to bite a snake’s head off if it bit you.
When Sonelal was back in his senses, he was asked to shed light on the vendetta-event. Sonelal shared the story and explained how he was grazing his cattle when the snake bit him.
The snake bite set his teeth on edge and a furious Sonelal then grabbed the snake and bit off its head and chewed it before spitting it out.
According to the doctor, Sonelal was never bitten since they could not come across any snake bite mark on his body. He fell unconscious because of consuming the snake’s body part which could have had venom.
Wait, what? This wasn’t a stand in the War on Animals? This guy was just crazy? Just out in a field wit his cattle when he snapped and started biting things? Aw, man. I’m sorry guys. I thought this was going to be a different piece of journalism than it is.
According to locals, Sonelal was even addicted to drugs.
Oh….oh shit….I don’t suppose this is a win for humans after all. Just a dude on drugs going around biting snakes’ heads off for no good reason.
At least this could lead to an amazing superhero story. Maybe once he recovers from chewing on a snake’s head and all those drugs, he will become a snake man. Sonelal the Snake Man! There may still be hope – unless of course, the snake part of him takes over and he joins the animals’ side. Then, boy, are we in trouble or what?
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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