Ladies and gentlemen, I know it’s a Friday, but I have some very urgent important news to break. It appears as though the Santa Fe out by Opry Mills is not only still alive and kicking, but they’re cooking up some stuff that looks delicious as fuck.
It’s true. It’s damn true. I even have the sponsored Instagram post to prove it. So, who’s ready to crush beers at the Santa Fe with your boy?!?!
I have magical memories of this place. Honestly, I don’t know that it ever actually closed down. I just totally forgot that it even existed. There used to be one in Murfreesboro, and that one down by Opry Mills. Seems like there was another one I can’t remember. I don’t know.
But, seeing that it is 2018 and these guys are still kicking…not just kicking, but actually putting out Instagram ads….boy, that just has me fired up. I am high on life right now thinking about hitting up the Santa Fe.
Just look at that photo. Look at that steak….my goodness that looks like half a cow. Half a grown ass cow. But, wait….there’s shrimp, too?!?!? NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
And, is that a baked potato stuffed with with what is usually the content of a burrito supreme? Sure does look like it. I don’t know what that is, but it looks like a whole bunch of good shit stuffed into more good shit. Plus, drinking beer out of a mason jar? MY GOD SPEAK TO ME, SANTA FE!
What’s that? You like sliced lemon with your raw onion? Looks like they have you covered there, too.
LET’S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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