Folks, we knew it was going to happen whether the Philadelphia Eagles won or lost Super Bowl LII, but, boy did the people of Philly rise up to the challenge or what?
The Eagles defeated the New England Patriots 41-33 to win their first Super Bowl championship. Pure elation in the City of Brotherly Love, and we know how its citizens prefer to respond. But, after what we saw after they won the NFC Championship, we all thought it would be hard to top, and Philly did just that.
They have somehow overdelivered. Let’s hit some of the highlights:
#philly fans have graduated from just climbing poles to jumping off them #philadelphia #eagles #Superbowl pic.twitter.com/YWQRyv9bNg
— Davis Tse (@DavisSay) February 5, 2018
This guy doing the Superfly Jimmy Snuka off of a damn light post. I don’t understand the infatuation with light posts. But, when you factor in that cops were greasing ’em up with MOTOR OIL yesterday, you have to admire the determination. Even if this guy has two broken legs now.
VIDEO: Rioters in #Philadelphia destroying the inside of a convenience store. #philly #phillyriots #phillyriot #phillypolicescanner pic.twitter.com/qZ4Grl96oO
— KMV (@ItalianInBoston) February 5, 2018
YEAH! WE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL! LET’S RAID THE 7-11!! Or is it Wawa? I can never remember.
“Congrats To The Eagles” for making #America and #Philadelphia proud. Stay classy.#PhillyRiots #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly #SuperBowl #NFL pic.twitter.com/uBxySfBZv4
— Lucid Hurricane ™✘ (@MysteriousLucid) February 5, 2018
Hope you didn’t have your car parked….like….anywhere in town last night. I would’ve wondered whether or not this was a consenting person saying, “yes, sure – tip my car over. This is an appropriate way to celebrate our football team winning a championship,” but I think we all know the answer to that question.
VIDEO: Rioters in #Philadelphia smashing the window of a Macy’s store. #philly #phillyriots #phillyriot #phillypolicescanner pic.twitter.com/nD8bZ2siXO
— KMV (@ItalianInBoston) February 5, 2018
Yeah! And, SPECIFICALLY fuck Macy’s!
And this is why Philadelphia won’t win a Super Bowl for another 40 years. ♂️ #PhillyPoliceScanner pic.twitter.com/rZh3pRKgIY
— Anti-Resistance Nate Dog (@HuevosDeChivo) February 5, 2018
This actually seems rather tame and gentle compared to everything else.
Go on Philadelphia, enjoy the win! pic.twitter.com/yIEC2nNzu6
— eytaN (@ShanderShow) February 5, 2018
This kid’s life had to flash before his eyes.
Philadelphia acends into complete chaos after the Super Bowl, with people rioting and looting throughout the city.
If this is celebratory, I could only imagine what would of happened if they lost.
— Mike Tokes (@MikeTokes) February 5, 2018
THERE IT IS! We’ve got a literal fire on our hands! Hell yes! Now, it’s a party. Now, we can call these legitimate riots.
Eagles fan just ate horse and that’s my cue to log off Twitter #Philadelphia #SuperBowl party foulpic.twitter.com/zeWA3ywxsh
— IB (@incarceratedbob) February 5, 2018
Okay, I’m going to level with you guys. I couldn’t watch that. Don’t have the stomach for it. But, social media is BLOWING UP about this dude eating horse shit, so I figured it’s what the people wanted to see.
… and he’s dead pic.twitter.com/nyHOmc13gE
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 5, 2018
Yeah, I don’t know what this guy was looking at, but I didn’t see his body slow down at all. Like, he ate concrete.
I also saw videos of a bunch of naked women roaming the streets completely nude and/or in eagle masks. But, shit – y’all…even we have to draw the line somewhere.
FLY. EAGLES. FLY.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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