The City of Philadelphia Damn Near Burnt Down Last Night

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Wild scene in Philadelphia last night, as the Eagles absolutely throttled the poor Minnesota Vikings in the NFC Championship to the tune of 38-7. Listen, we all know what a shit show that city is to begin with – I said that I was probably going to be writing a piece like this whether the Eagles won, lost, or tied. And, sure enough – here we are:

Just pure pandemonium on the streets. People riding down the road on the roofs of their cars…that thing was humming along, too! It wasn’t like a parade. And, I don’t know what the hell is up with the shirtless fat man popping up at the end. That was both frightening and hilarious.

You can’t stop love. You can’t stop passion.

I love Lane Johnson. He was the dude with the dog mask, and this week, he’s openly going on live television like, “how do I feel? I feel buzzed, asshole. Thanks for asking.” LOVE IT.

We might not oughta laugh at that – that man could be dead.

I don’t even know why this is happening. I guess we can assume there’s going to be at least two NFC Championship babies in nine months…

Wow…that is just…this is brutal. I don’t get the hate for Minnesota, though. Again, that must just be a Philly thing. People looked at me funny for wearing a Preds shirt in Philly, so they must just have this complex where if it’s not one of their teams, they just absolutely hate it. It could be a Flint Tropics shirt and the people of Philadelphia would throw beer on it.

Y tho?

I used to think Philadelphia was the most disgusting place on the planet, and I still do, but I’m really starting to respect the total anarchy of it. Enjoy the riotous atmosphere, and remember, folks….chaos is a ladder.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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