Welcome back to the Unicorn Watch here on SoBros Network. This is a little feature we run every now and then when we see a man or a woman who seems special. It serves as a reminder to those of you out there who are still hunting your unicorn that these wonderful people exist in the world. Today, we’re going to be examining Wisconsin head football coach, Paul Chryst.
I want to start by saying I love everything about Paul Chryst. He’s just a big ol’ cornfed blue collar man. If anyone looks like the coach of the Wisconsin football team, it’s Paul Chryst.
Well, they recently had a big game against Miami. Some of you may have heard of it – it’s called the Orange Bowl. Part of the mystique of the game came in the form of an obnoxious gold chain with a Hurricanes logo on it, called the “turnover chain.” It’s a motivational tool that the Miami defense uses – they pass it around to whoever gets a turnover. Well, after physically punishing the Hurricanes, Chryst had some thoughts on this turnover chain:
I love it. That sort of fire and passion has to translate to the bedroom. You just know Chryst fucks like a tiger. He typically holds his emotions in check, but man, every now and then he just can’t help himself. “Turnover chain my fuckin’ ass!”
Something about this man says that he’s about serious business, will always take care of the taxes. Probably good to pound a case of beer on Friday night. But, he’s also good for a cuddle, and will probably fix you a nice glass of warm milk at the end of each night. That’s the kind of stability, comfort, and security everyone dreams about when searching for a partner.
Find you a Paul Chryst.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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