Letting a Child Smack a Golf Ball Off Your Face Has to Be One of the Dumbest Life Decisions You Can Make
I think it’s fair to say that we aren’t here to judge anyone. But, even with all judgment aside, we’re still social commentators. We have to weigh in on the things we see. For instance, I’ve recently seen a gentleman who seems to lack the basic survival instincts that would caution one from having a child strike a golf ball off his face:
Right off the bat, I want to come in and say, “damn, dude – what did you think would happen?” Like, how could anyone possibly lay down in this situation and think anything good would happen? That kid hasn’t fully mastered his motor skills yet. This HAS to be the dumbest decision anyone has ever made of all time of ever.
Then, it occurred to me…”shit, Stoney – you inconsiderate prick! Maybe this kid is like the Rain Man of golf prodigies.” What if this kid has been doing this for years and his dad finally decided to get it on camera? That’s how little dude in the video realized he struggled with stage fright! I don’t know. This could’ve been a ‘come to Jesus’ moment for both father and son, and wow – we get to be there for it. Nature is truly wondrous.
Anyway, regardless of where you stand on this issue, I think it’s probably best just to operate at a level that doesn’t allow you to think this is a good idea. R.I.P. dude’s jaw.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo