Fellas – hold up…okay, so first of all, I guess ‘Unicorn Watch’ is an official thing on SoBros Network now. This is the second unicorn themed post I’ve made so guess what – I’ve made it an official tag in the backend system. That’s right. You can now search ‘SoBros Network Unicorn Watch’ on Google and something will pop up.
Anyway, what we do here at SoBros Network – we’re basically just a beacon of hope. That’s the best way to describe the work we put in on this web site. And, I know that 73% of our readers are males aged 25-34. Of that 73%, there’s a lot of single, lonely dudes out there. So, I do what I can to provide that beacon of hope to these guys. Just to let them know that there’s someone out there waiting to capture their hearts. Today, I have found such a woman – the elusive unicorn:
The perfect girl doesn’t exis……
……isn’t that the joke, nowadays? I can’t keep up with all you kids. Look, the facts are that this woman looks like she’s down for anything. I’m fully confident that you could say, “hey babe – you up to murder someone tonight?” and she would be down. as. fuck.
That’s certainly appreciated, but let’s just be up front about this. A girl that’s willing to roll around in hay for no god damn reason is what really stands out about this video. Here we have a woman who will crush beers with you and then make an outright ass of herself. That’s what we all want, right? Someone who is willing to really get in the trenches with you and go to work. That’s what love is built on. Kudos, madam. You’ve certainly earned this sailor’s heart.
Stay on the hunt, boys. Unicorns do exist.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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