When ‘Guys Being Dudes’ Ends in a Literal Blaze of Glory

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Drunk people love fire

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Look at these young gentlemen – just out on the lake, having the times of their lives. Nothing wrong with that. But, maybe we just shouldn’t be playing around with fire, you know? Probably didn’t seem like that bad of an idea at the time, but hindsight is always 20/20. Luckily, there’s a lake right there and I think it’s reasonable to assume that no one died in this video.

But, this whole thing reminds me of a story from lake season 2006. The people there include myself, Nature Boy, Ralph Wiggum, and a couple other people who will remain nameless because they aren’t involved with the site. Nonetheless, Ralph looks up at us as we’re sitting around our roaring grill and says, “hey, have y’all ever seen what happens when you throw an unopened Dr. Pepper can into a fire?”

Ralph proceeds to chuck an unopened can of Dr. Pepper into the grill. A few seconds later, the damn thing explodes and we’re all running in different directions, taking shelter. I missed what happened, but I turn around and see Nature Boy, red in the face, laughing hysterically. The kind of laugh when you can’t do anything but wheeze. Ralph has collapsed on the ground, writhing in pain. Apparently, the can exploded and shot right back at him and hit him right in the dick and balls.

Guys being dudes.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley@WrestlingNewsCo

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