How About Aaron Judge Being “Mr. Steal Yo Gurl” In High School?

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Boy, the legend of Aaron Judge continues to grow. Just last week, he was down there in Miami bombing home run after home run. He blasted ’em over 500 feet. He repeatedly hit the roof in the Marlins stadium. I mean, all in all, it was just a dominant performance. If I’m not mistaken, he jacked something like 47 balls out of the park.

And, that’s just the Home Run Derby! Lest we forget, the rookie outfielder is leading the Major League in home runs. The Yankees are actually in the hunt for the AL East title and a trip to the postseason in large part because of his explosive wood.

Now, this picture has surfaced, and it seems as though the baseball diamond isn’t the only place Judge utilizes explosive wood. That’s right, folks. I’m making that joke.

As it turns out, Judge spat some fire game in high school. We all know how hard those high school superlatives are to win (quick shout out to myself for winning ‘Most Likely to Change the World’ in high school, and a quick shout out to Nature Boy for winning ‘Wittiest’). You have to really put in work to be considered the best among your peers at really anything.

Another quick shout out to me for being the best among my peers at being most likely to change the world. And, another quick shout out to Nature Boy for being the best among his peers at making jokes. That’s something they can never take away from us. They hate us ’cause they ain’t us.

Anyway, back to my point. I thought Judge was a nice young Christian man. He left that impression on me after winning the Home Run Derby. I mean, he quoted the scripture if I’m not mistaken. How can such a fine young man be so loose in high school? SHAME!

Maybe he could spit that game, but this is just an outright scandal.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley@WrestlingNewsCo

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