Hello.
Deer readers,
My name is manny ramirez fan on this article to protect my real identity. In the mean time, I have a real job that rechoirs me to not let anyone kno who I am, but if you’re reading Daryl,, what’s up.
I know Ive been absent for the couple of last months, but its cause they don’t pay me hear. So I just don’t write that much. I thgouth after my first too columns that I would be rollin in the doe by now, but it hasnt happened. Im not mad eabout it, but its just Im not gonna make time for it.
They told me thats a pore attitude to have, and I agree. So Im back babay! Ur dreams wont come true if your sitting on the sidelines watching the action. I saw they brought on a fashion write and thats when it all just started clickin for me.
Anyway, but heres what my post today is going to be about. All of it.
The NBA Finals rapped up last night. Really im mostly glad. I dont think I watched any of the playoffs except for when that guy got kicked in the dick last friday night.
Even when our favorite team, the Memphis Grizzlies, was playing, it was so boring. I have a bit of a hot take about the NBA too (Stoney, can you put this in slanted latters?): everyone knew it was going to be calves-warriors back in Feburary.
This is the same reason as why pro wrestling is not as poplar as when I was a kid and Jesse The BOdy Ventura was the hottest man on the planet. Its fake and i think in most peoples hearts they dont like watching things they know is fake. Its like why are you even going to watch this if you know whats going to happen?? I dont want to call nobody stupid for liking something, but heres a joke from me: i bet if you liked the NBA playoffs, you probly like watching paint dry too lol.
Dont’ hate me cause I call it like I seen it, internet. I think the reason its so boring too is because guys like Charles Barkley and Ron Artest aren’t playing anymore. Todays NBA is so full of primo donnas that just shoot the ball no matter where they are on the court and people just dont play defense.
Aint nothin tough about that. If i want to watch people throwing shots all over the board i can walk down to the park and watch kids throwing bombs all over the place. That’s why todays basketball is so bad for kids. its teaching them that you can just throw a shot from anywhere and someone will be lining up to pay you millions of dollars.
Thats a bad president if you know what I mean. the kids of today need to focus on fundumintals and not try to be so flashy. But kids today are also stupid and lazy and well dont shoot the messenger here but thats not how you get ahead in life. i think the most likely people to look for quick bucks are the stupid and lazy people.
Its because of Steve Curry shooting the ball from like across the damn bay area that we have a ton of stupid and lazy kids in the America. You think Muggsy Bogues got to wear his is by shooting the ball from wherever? No. He was small and he dunked because he was tough and the tough people are the ones who gets things done on this plane.t
The NBA is boring and its bad for our kids.
Anyway im Manny and thats my two sense.
Manny Ramirez Fan is the Opinion Columnist for SoBros Network. He is single, loves full-bodied red wine, and is free most Tuesdays if you want to date a famous journalist.
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