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Whoa. That’s a doozy. That is some high quality adult consensual sex noise right there. Those are two happy people right now.
Courtesy of Channel 7 News Miami:
SARASOTA, Fla. (AP) — An outdoor professional tennis match in Florida came to a brief halt amid sounds of loud sex.
Frances Tiafoe was about to serve Mitchell Krueger during their Tuesday night match in the Sarasota Open when he paused and flashed a smile of disbelief over the sound of a woman moaning in pleasure.
The face was priceless:
I don’t want to judge too harshly. I don’t even know if this guy is old enough for sex, but that’s the face someone who doesn’t enjoy regular sex makes when they hear sex going on. Like, “OH YEAH I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING!”
But, you can tell the old dude isn’t having any of it. His run of regular sex is up, and he just wants to focus on work.
Broadcaster Mike Cation initially described the sounds as coming from someone playing a pornographic video in the stands, but later said they were coming from an apartment nearby.
It had to be panic setting in. Anyone who listens to this clip knows right away that that is too loud in context to be coming from a phone. I’d be willing to bet this announcer was immediately checking his phone to make sure he didn’t leave Redtube up and running.
Both players had fun with the situation while the crowd laughed. Kreuger hit a ball sharply in the direction of the sounds, and Tiafoe screamed, “It can’t be that good!”
Cation later saluted the responsible couple on Twitter, writing “Sounds like you guys had a good time!”
Glad to hear these guys had a good sense of humor about it. And, I mean, really – who hasn’t been here before? It’s like when nature calls, you just gotta go. When the moment’s right, you just gotta hump. These tennis players know that. They’re cool.
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