I know it’s 2017, but I can’t seem to get 2016 out of my head. At least not when it comes to movies.
My Best of 2016 has been put on hold due to a dark cloud moving in. Unnecessary sequels, humorless comedies, atrocious book adaptations, and an overhyped summer blockbuster are rumbling in a storm of shittiness.
If you were lucky enough not to see any of these, or even half, then you’re a superstar at making life-altering decisions. For the rest of you, prepare to be disappointed and disgusted.
The Abhorrent & Let Downs of 2016 are here.
–Top 10–
Disappointing Films of 2016
(no particular order)
– Bad Santa 2
– Hail, Caesar
– Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
– Blair Witch
– Now You See Me 2
– Keanu
– Sausage Party
– Suicide Squad
– Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
– Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
Now for the movies that had no right even being made, much less being released in theaters!
Runners Up:
– The Forest
– Hi-Rise
– 5th Wave
– The Polar Bear Club
– The Bronze
– Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
– Criminal
– The Purge: Election Year
– The Brothers Grimsby
– The Huntsman: Winter’s War
Worst of the Worst:
(TIE)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Boo! A Madea Halloween
May they all…
REST. IN. PEACE.
Brandon Vick is the resident film critic of the SoBros Network, and star of Brandon’s Box Office In Your Mouth. Follow him on Twitter@SirBrandonV and be sure to search #VicksFlicks for all of his latest movie reviews.
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